Thursday, February 5, 2009

I <3 the GYM


Okay.
So I am going to try blogging again. I imagine this will not be like every other blog. I imagine it will be boring and that is okay with me. But as far as today. I have a few gym rants I want to share. 

1) If you are there to workout, WORK OUT. Don't talk on your cell phone. I hate that!!! I can still hear you over my damn ipod and its not encouraging listening to your poor life. Or who you saw yesterday or who you are going to see.
2) Girls who get dressed up with make-up and the whole works. Are you SERIOUS? Next please
3) Just sitting on the machine NOT working out, move on. Go home and sit on your couch.
4) Skinny bitches who are running faster than me pisses me off....I guess this is a bitter sweet, it motivates me just a little more. 
5) Trainers who are NOT doing their job. Instead they are watching everyone else. 
6) I saw this guy who was doing chin ups and SERIOUSLY swinging his whole body to do it.
and for my biggest rant.
If you are not skinny PLEASE don't wear spandex!!! PLEASE!!

That is all I have for today. =) 

1 comment:

  1. Can you add the following:

    7) People who only come to the gym the first three weeks in January because of New Year's resolutions and take up all the machines.
    8) Fat girls who talk very slowly and talk loudly to each other while on the treadmill (Matt just turns up the TV really really loud to make them shut up--hahahah!). If you can carry on a full fledged conversation, you're probably not working hard enough.
    9) Girls who wear sports bras and shorts and NOTHING ELSE. I don't want to see your stomach because it's either fat and grosses me out or flat and makes me jealous.

    LOVE IT, bestest!!

    -Brianna

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