MUD SLIDE

Okay,

I know I always am talking about my dreams, but last night I dreamt of being in a whole bunch of mud (it was this super cool mud slide and not the drink :) So I looked it up and well, let me backtrack a little bit. So I really haven't been going to the gym since I blogged about my pet peeves, just haven't had the time. So I have been bitching about how I need to get back there and blah blah blah. So this dream. I look it up and it talks how mud can symbolize the cleaning of the body...so what did I do tonight? I WENT TO THE GYM, I feel great. I don't know why I have stopped! I feel more relaxed and calm and just feel better about myself. I just wish I could last longer than 30 mins on the stair climber. LOL. So I am trying really hard not to go to the cookie jar and have something sweet...that would defeat the purpose of me going to the gym right. ugh. It will never be how I want  it to be. I want to eat what I want and I don't want to have to go to the gym every damn night to work off those damn rice krispies!! =) 

I <3 the GYM

Okay.

So I am going to try blogging again. I imagine this will not be like every other blog. I imagine it will be boring and that is okay with me. But as far as today. I have a few gym rants I want to share. 

1) If you are there to workout, WORK OUT. Don't talk on your cell phone. I hate that!!! I can still hear you over my damn ipod and its not encouraging listening to your poor life. Or who you saw yesterday or who you are going to see.

2) Girls who get dressed up with make-up and the whole works. Are you SERIOUS? Next please

3) Just sitting on the machine NOT working out, move on. Go home and sit on your couch.

4) Skinny bitches who are running faster than me pisses me off....I guess this is a bitter sweet, it motivates me just a little more. 

5) Trainers who are NOT doing their job. Instead they are watching everyone else. 

6) I saw this guy who was doing chin ups and SERIOUSLY swinging his whole body to do it.

and for my biggest rant.

If you are not skinny PLEASE don't wear spandex!!! PLEASE!!

That is all I have for today. =)